sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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