he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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