he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
