it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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