I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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