hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize