Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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