There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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