Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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