When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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