ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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