you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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