So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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