That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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