just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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