And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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