perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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