He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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