So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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