do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No subtext here. People are naked.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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