whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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