? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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