Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
there is glitter all over my balls
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