Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
