are you still at the devil's house?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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