We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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