not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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