Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Sober January is a disaster.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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