she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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