he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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