puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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