Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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