I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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