Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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