Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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