D3 body, D1 cock
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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