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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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