Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I need to calm my uterus...
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