oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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