so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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