So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You can make out without kissing
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