Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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