just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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