I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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