Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.

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(631): View more from New York

I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

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(312): View more from Illinois

if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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(254): View more from Texas

just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You coming home soon, man?

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HENBARSCLOSE

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Welcome to Philly.

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(517): View more from Michigan

So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...

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