Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.