talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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