you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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