Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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