i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Drunk is not a location!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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