I wish my penis had an off switch
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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