Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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