woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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