Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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