so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.