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• (562): View more from California

  glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.

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