I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out