we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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